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Some people believe that sex is an act of love, best kept within the confines of a serious monogamous relationship.

Others treat sex as a competition to jump in bed with as many people as possible.

Whatever you do in bed, please, be careful and don't hurt yourself.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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There are 4 comments for this caption.

<guyPaulo> Very good.
<Mort> This one is great, but I'd have gone for a slightly different ending:

"Whatever you do in bed, please yourself, just don't hurt yourself."

<mypalmike> Good one.

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