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Most Emailed Photos - 01/04/2004 by neufunk
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Fresh human baby scent has a curious effect on crocodiles:

they stand on their hind legs with their mouths gaping, dazed, thinking only of delicious salad

this trance can only be broken by exposing them to the body odor of an adult male australian.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<guyPaulo> good one.

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