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Most Emailed Photos CRASS DAY! - 04/14/2004 by David Byrden
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"Jane?"
"Yeah?"
"Tell us your ideal man?"

"Is it... someone who's funny and good with children?"

"Actually I'd prefer a muscular hunk to tie me down and fuck my brains out. But that's just me."
(Reuters)
(AP)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Kumiho> Surprisingly close to the truth.

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