Yeah, I have big feet and big hands...and you know what they say about big feet and big hands.
"I bet he's got a long rifle."
Gay swimmers at the club:
"That is a man who can never wear a speedo like us girly men."
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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