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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 06/22/2004 by Kumiho
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So this chick that I'm dating, she wanted to do the whole dinner and a movie thing.

Thinking she'd get a kick out of it I got reservations for dinner theatre,

but do I get any graditiude? Nooo, she just ties me up afterwards and leaves me saying, "you're fun, lover, but not what I need right now."

For crying out loud, just say you've got a headache!



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<ajiav> espionage is a frustrating business
<Kumiho> So's dating.
<H. Monkey> 
<mypalmike> Dinner theatre is a frustrating business too.

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