[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 02/03/2004 by 3Suns
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

I don't have the money to spend on $10,000 kitsch paperweights.

I don't have the looks to attract throngs of nubile, scantily-clad admirers.

But I do have this cool nipple jewelry! See just like Janet! See, look, just like...

Hey, come back!
(Reuters)
(Fashion Wire Daily)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:49Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:25Scrawled on the board
apple juice is a verbCaption Monkie18:02:57Alternatiphized #23
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:00drooled over #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:29drooled over #32


Current Users

There have been 295 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:24Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:22Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:19Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:16Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:14Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:12Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:10Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:08Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:04Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:02Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:58Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:54Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:53Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:52Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:51Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:48Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:47Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:45Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:44Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:42Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:39Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:37Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:36Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:35Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:32Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:31Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:28Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:26Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:24Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:23Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:20Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:18Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:17Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:15Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:14Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:11Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:10Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:07Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:06Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:04Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:03Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:00Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:59Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:57Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:56Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:54Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:53Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:51Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:49Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:48Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:47Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:44Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:42Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:40Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:38Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:36Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:33Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:31Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:30Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:29Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:27Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:25Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:24Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:21Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:18Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:15Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:11Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:08Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:07Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:05Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:03Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:01Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:58Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:55Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:53Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:52Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:51Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:50Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:47Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:45Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:43Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:42Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:41Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:40Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:38Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:37Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:34Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:31Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:28Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:26Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:23Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:20Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:19Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:17Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:15Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:14Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:13Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:09Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:07Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:06Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:04Caption #933
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:03Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:02Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:59Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:56Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:52Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:47Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:44Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:43Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:40Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:39Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:37Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:36Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:33Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:30Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:27Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:25Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:22Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:20Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:18Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:16Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:14Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:12Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:10Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:09Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:08Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:07Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:04Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:01Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:59Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:58Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:56Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:54Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:53Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:51Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:49Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:47Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:45Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:43Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:42Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:40Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:38Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:37Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:36Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:32Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:29Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:26Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:25Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:22Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:21Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:20Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:19Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:17Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:16Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:12Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:07Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:04Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:03Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:00Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:57Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:54Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:53Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:48Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:47Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:44Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:43Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:40Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:39Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:38Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:34Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:30Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:28Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:26Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:24Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:22Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:21Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:19Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:18Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:16Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:14Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:10Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:06Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:02Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:01Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:58Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:56Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:55Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:50Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:47Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:44Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:43Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:42Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:39Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:36Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:35Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:33Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:31Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:28Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:27Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:25Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:23Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:20Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:19Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:18Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:16Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:15Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:14Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:12Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:11Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:10Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:09Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:07Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:06Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:05Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:03Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:00Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:58Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:56Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:54Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:53Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:51Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:49Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:48Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:45Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:44Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:43Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:41Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:40Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:38Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:36Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:32Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:31Caption #943
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:30Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:27Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:25Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:22Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:20Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:19Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:17Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:15Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:12Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:09Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:07Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:06Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:05Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:02Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:59Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:57Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:54Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:53Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:52Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:51Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:49Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:48Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:47Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:45Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:43Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:40Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:38Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:36Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:34Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:32Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:31Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:29Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:26Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:24Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:22Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:21Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:19Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:16Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:14Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:13Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:11Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:10Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:09Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:06Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:04Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:02Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:01Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:59Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:58Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:55Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:53Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:52Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:49Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:47Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:44Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:41Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:38Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:36Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:33Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:31Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:29Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:28Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:26Caption #391

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post