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Most Emailed Photos - 02/09/2006 by Lauren
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He held my head so I couldn't NOT look at the pocket watch as it swung to-and-fro.

Your are feeling sleepy, very sleepy...


I resisted as long as I could, but then my head started to spin.

[insert background spinning music here]


The next thing I knew, I had removed my fur and was dancing nekkid in front of a crowd.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<JP> Pussies gone wild.
<Kumiho> Hee hee, Lauren got hyponitized!
<What?> you are a very bad puddy!

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