Uuugh, I don't feel so good, Jon. I'm even considering asking you to take me to the vet.
I'm seeing all sorts of spots. Am I dying, Jon? That lasagna you left out didn't taste so good.
I didn't leave any lasagna out, Garfield.
Ahh, yes, my plan is achieving fruition at last. Now, to call my lawyer and have the name of the strip officially changed to 'Nermal'
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