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Most Emailed Photos - 08/13/2007 by Nobody Really
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My wife has a nice wet beaver.

I like swimming.


Sometimes I stroke her beaver.

And I like hugs.


And then I feed it milk.

I also like medicine. Mmm, medicine.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Mort> Reminds me of the credits of holy grail.

Come and see our lovely Fjords!

<ajiav> I like it very much.

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