'Straighten those hangers on the plus sizes rack! Reshelve Aisle 7-C! Hey, those shoes you're wearing are not only against dress code, but they're ugly, too, so I'm going to write you up a warning.'
My shift supervisor is a real catty type.
Our manager spends all day sniffing glue, though, so we can get away with tons of stuff.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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