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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/14/2007 by JP
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I just got a job at Target

'Straighten those hangers on the plus sizes rack! Reshelve Aisle 7-C! Hey, those shoes you're wearing are not only against dress code, but they're ugly, too, so I'm going to write you up a warning.'

My shift supervisor is a real catty type.

'...whuhzza timecard...?'

Our manager spends all day sniffing glue, though, so we can get away with tons of stuff.



The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<ajiav> Oooh, you got the target thing before I could

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