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It was not until late Friday night that I felt I had finally come down enough to post on MEP. I mean, I usually can post stoned no problem, but today was different.

I had been hanging out with my mom all day and forgot to smoke a bowl or two before I went over there. I was desperate for any kind of chemical lubricant to take the edge off the day.

I finally hit paydirt in the medicine chest. I took about fifteen of her Xanax and ten of something called estrogen pills. Things got weird after that....


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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