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Most Emailed Photos - 03/22/2004 by guyPaulo
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It is a sad truth:
Money can't buy happiness.
But it can rent it!

It can buy this dog,
And we laugh at his antics.
Swim cute puppy, swim!

It can buy these girls,
(at least for a night or two).
Good enough for me!


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<ElvisThePelvis> If I had a dime for every dollar I spent on hookers I would at least have 10% of my money back.
<mypalmike> I went to UHaul and asked to rent a truck full of happiness. They were unable to comply with my simple request.
<3Suns> If money can't buy happiness, I don't want to be happy.

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