I hit the personals in the paper and found one that piqued my interest:
"Painted Lady, looking for afternoon delight with no strings, must be willing to role play."
I found out that personals are not always a reliable way to meet women. When I met her and she beat me unconcious and sodomized me for the better part of the afternoon.
All in all, it was a pretty good day.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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