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Most Emailed Photos - 05/24/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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I was as randy as two puppies in a sack.

I hit the personals in the paper and found one that piqued my interest:

"Painted Lady, looking for afternoon delight with no strings, must be willing to role play."


I found out that personals are not always a reliable way to meet women. When I met her and she beat me unconcious and sodomized me for the better part of the afternoon.

All in all, it was a pretty good day.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Pedro Gonzales> Chuckle
<guyPaulo> Scary. But still teh sexy.
<David Byrden> We've all been there.
<Kumiho> ^_^

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