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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/13/2004 by Axolotl
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Stay away from humans, son! Especially the big ones.

I once saw a human sooo big...


...that he warped the fabric of space and time.

He was even big enough to have another, smaller, human in orbit around him!
(Reuters)
(Fashion Wire Daily)
(AP)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

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There are 5 comments for this caption.

<3Suns> I can't wait until the next sumo eclipse...
<Lauren> Great finale!
<mypalmike> I don't get the middle caption, but otherwise, funny!
<Mort> You don't see her warped fabric?
<mypalmike> I guess the skirt looks a little warped. Or are your speaking of the smooshed boob?

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