Stay away from humans, son! Especially the big ones.
I once saw a human sooo big...
...that he warped the fabric of space and time.
He was even big enough to have another, smaller, human in orbit around him!
(Fashion Wire Daily)
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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