Back in high school, my hairy body and slanted forehead made me want to stay inside and cry!
All the other good-looking girls got all the hot boys!
So I switched! Now I'm a gold-digger!
He might not be much to look at, but my husband is a pro sumo wrestler, and makes more money than you can imagine.
My name is Betsy Anderson, and I'm better off than you are.
(Fashion Wire Daily)
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