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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/13/2004 by obtuse
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Back in high school, my hairy body and slanted forehead made me want to stay inside and cry!

All the other good-looking girls got all the hot boys!

So I switched! Now I'm a gold-digger!


He might not be much to look at, but my husband is a pro sumo wrestler, and makes more money than you can imagine.

My name is Betsy Anderson, and I'm better off than you are.

[Apple logo]

(Reuters)
(Fashion Wire Daily)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<3Suns> Funny!
<mypalmike> Third panel breaks the format. And the references are too obscure for me.
<Starbug> What's the apple logo for?

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