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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/13/2004 by infosponge
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Let me tell you about male humans, little one.

They will be come so distracted by bare breasts...

...that they won't even read the caption in this panel.
(Reuters)
(Fashion Wire Daily)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 8 comments for this caption.

<Axolotl> Hey! That was my caption back in decmber!

...www.mostemailed.com...

<infosponge> Oops...sorry. I don't recall reading that one, so it wasn't on purpose. :(
<Axolotl> Great minds think alike. And are also very easily distracted by nipples.
<Lauren> Different enough to be considered original, I think. Good one.
<guyPaulo> Yeah, if Axolotl was really accusing info of plagerism, he wouldn't have used the smiley-faced monkie.
<mypalmike> Good caption!
<3Suns> wtg obtuse. You're twice the captioner that guy acute was!
<3Suns> ok, that was completely in the wrong place... never mind.

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