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Most Emailed Photos - 08/15/2004 by Mort
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I thought leering at a blind girl would be safe, but she caught me and punished me with her sight stick.

Maybe she could feel my eyes goggling her rear,

or perhaps it was my nervous flatulence.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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I can guess what sport is most popular with Yahoo emailers.
There are 8 messages for this day.
<Kumiho> Archery! Equestrial! Judo! Huzzzah!
<Kumiho> By the way Mort, why didn't you choice this pix?
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<3Suns> has everyone seen: ...www.trojangames.co.uk...
<3Suns> There's a lot of Olympic Ass on yahoo today...
<guyPaulo> superwoman biatch and I were in south Florida for a wedding this weekend. When you schedule a wedding day which falls right after Friday the 13th and TWO hurricanes hit the area, one of which doing $3-4 billion in damages, then you really have to stop and ask yourself if God is trying to tell you something about your potential life-mate.
<Kumiho> yes I would think twice under those circumstances.
<jully> what a beautiful rears hhhhhhhhhmmmmmchchchchchhcaaaaa
<zakir> i want to meet call girls in the world
my hotmail id :aneela_rizwan@hotmail.com
and my yahoo id:zulfiqar_dragon@yahoo.com
please tontact me all call girls in the worlds
ok bye


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