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Most Emailed Photos - 02/05/2004 by Pedro Gonzales
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The generally accepted inflationary theory of the universe states in the beginning there was a big bang

Soon quantum forces clustered particulate together into the first atoms- mainly hydrogen and some helium. Gravity then took over and began to collect matter together into spiralling proto-galaxies

It makes you wonder about the miracle of life, especially when, at this advanced point in the universe's history what do we do? We spend our days staring at a photo of a hippo being bottle fed...


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Carol> Too true!

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