There is a glass ceiling in Hollywood that keeps panda bears away from the really big roles.
They originally cast a panda in the starring role in Scream but the mask just didn't look right on a panda's head.
Equally dissapointing was a panda starring as Gollum in The Return of the King
"We likes it...oh yes, we waaantssss it!"
But one of the worst was a panda replacing William Shatner as Captain Kirk in The Wrath of Kahn
"I am and ever shall be..."
"...your -choke- friend."
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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