The gas station attendant had been shot 4 times and had a belly-full of lead.
The panda bandit had made off with the Bling-Bling.
Ling-Ling was on the run-- hiding in the woods. An APB had been issued. It was only a matter of time until the long arm of the law caught up with him.
He's doing ten-to-twenty at Sing-Sing now. The best part of his week is when Nancy Reagan comes to see him on visitors day.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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