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Most Emailed Photos - 02/19/2004 by Jmofwiw
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The gas station attendant had been shot 4 times and had a belly-full of lead.

The panda bandit had made off with the Bling-Bling.

Ling-Ling was on the run-- hiding in the woods.
An APB had been issued.
It was only a matter of time until the long
arm of the law caught up with him.

He's doing ten-to-twenty at Sing-Sing now.
The best part of his week is when Nancy Reagan comes to see him on visitors day.


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<Axolotl> blinbblinglinglingsingsing!
<Jmofwiw> He's also taking vocational classes in prison.
Learning about the networking field.
Gonna be an expert at the ping-ping.
<ElvisThePelvis> The title to this sad tale:

"From Bling-Bling to Ping-Ping via Sing-Sing"

<3Suns> I guess they have to talk through the glass on the ring-ring.
<Lauren> Ding-ding! If it were Wednesday, you sure would be a contenda!
<mypalmike> A pun, a story, and a weird interlocking rhyme theme. Wow.
<ajiav> I would propose to the author, but i'm wearing a ring-ring. oh, also...

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