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Most Emailed Photos - 02/19/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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It had been a rough day for Rod Stewart. Not only did he have to have his stomach pumped again after fellating half the audience at his San Francisco show...

but his experimentation in furrie sex led to his panda costume being fused to his skin after accidentally romping into a wildfire in the california hills.

With his immune system weakened, he now gives intimate performances for his female fans from inside his sterile bubble.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<3Suns> Ew at the first caption.
<3Suns> Haha at the rest.
<Lauren> Yeah... that explains a lot.
<mypalmike> Pic 1 seems like a carryover from crass day.
<ElvisThePelvis> It's not the picture. I am a carry-over from crass day.

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