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Most Emailed Photos - 08/12/2004 by Fu Manchu
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Hey Mom, chill out man, don't bust a vein....

Chill out? You spilled bong water over my Persian rug! A family of rats is living in your hair! And you play that damn hippy music all day long!


Take a look at yourself, you're 52, it's time to move out of home!

And take your hairy girlfriend with you!

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Lauren> HAHAHA!
<Severian> A funky Persian should be a GOOD thing.
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