Chill out? You spilled bong water over my Persian rug! A family of rats is living in your hair! And you play that damn hippy music all day long!
Take a look at yourself, you're 52, it's time to move out of home!
And take your hairy girlfriend with you!
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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