A.A. Milne soon tired of Christopher Robin's constant cry: "tell me another story!" So much so that he abandoned his child in the middle of their Antarctic voyage.
Milne greatest story was yet to come: "Scotland Yard, please find my son!" What a scoundrel.
"Think, Piglet, if we were Christopher Robin, where would we be?"
"I don't know, Pooh! Probably in search of meat!"
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