It seems my wife and my drug useage had gotten out of control. Our babies were born drug addicted or worse.
I was running cocaine over the border by swallowing balloons filled with mostly aborted fetal stem cells.
And worst of all, my wife really let her bush get out of control.
I had to munch through half a forest just to get to the tuna.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.