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Most Emailed Photos - 05/30/2006 by ElvisThePelvis
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I whacked off so much that my children evolved an extra arm just for whacking.

But I can't help it...everywhere I look I see a a hauntingly beautiful face hovering over my penis ready to pleasure me.

And I can't stop thinking about burying my head in some woman's bush.


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<mypalmike> That's some quick evolutionary progress! Hahah!

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