[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 11/04/2003 by guyPaulo
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

Scientists have finally figured out a way to clear hardened arteries, but it involves giving up anything which might cause any part of your body to harden.

Pictured here is a life-sized reproduction of Rush Limbaugh's left ventricle. Rush plans on cutting down his cholesterol by only eating the low-fat food prepared by his prison cafeteria.

Heart attack survivor David Letterman plans to implant a small child (pictured here) who will crawl through his chest cavity, scraping out cholesterol along the way.
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:24Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:32Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:49Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:59Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:47Scrawled on the board


Current Users

There have been 250 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:40Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:38Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:37Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:34Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:32Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:30Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:29Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:27Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:25Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:24Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:23Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:22Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:21Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:20Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:16Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:15Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:12Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:10Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:06Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:04Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:01Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:00Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:59Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:58Caption #979
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:57Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:56Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:54Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:53Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:50Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:49Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:48Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:46Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:45Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:44Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:43Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:38Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:34Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:31Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:30Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:26Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:25Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:22Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:17Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:09Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:08Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:05Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:04Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:57Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:56Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:54Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:53Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:52Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:51Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:50Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:49Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:47Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:45Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:44Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:43Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:41Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:40Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:39Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:31Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:28Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:26Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:21Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:19Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:18Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:17Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:13Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:09Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:06Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:05Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:04Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:03Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:02Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:01Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:00Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:58Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:54Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:52Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:50Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:48Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:47Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:41Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:34Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:33Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:28Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:27Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:24Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:22Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:19Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:18Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:15Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:11Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:10Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:05Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:04Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:02Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:58Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:56Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:55Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:52Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:50Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:47Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:46Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:44Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:43Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:40Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:39Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:37Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:30Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:26Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:25Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:24Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:22Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:21Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:20Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:16Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:12Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:11Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:07Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:05Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:00Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:59Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:49Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:48Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:47Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:45Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:44Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:43Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:40Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:39Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:38Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:35Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:33Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:26Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:22Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:19Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:13Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:11Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:10Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:09Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:08Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:05Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:01Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:58Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:57Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:52Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:51Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:50Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:49Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:46Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:45Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:44Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:43Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:42Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:41Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:40Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:39Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:34Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:31Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:27Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:24Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:19Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:18Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:13Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:12Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:07Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:06Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:01Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:00Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:57Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:56Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:55Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:53Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:47Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:45Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:44Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:43Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:41Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:40Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:32Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:28Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:25Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:23Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:21Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:16Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:14Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:10Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:09Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:02Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:00Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:59Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:58Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:57Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:56Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:55Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:53Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:52Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:50Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:48Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:47Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:46Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:38Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:37Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:33Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:30Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:29Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:27Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:26Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:24Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:22Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:20Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:19Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:17Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:16Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:12Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:11Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:09Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:08Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:06Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:02Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:00Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:59Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:58Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:56Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:51Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:50Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:49Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:47Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:46Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:42Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:41Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:40Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:34Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:25Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:23Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:22Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:19Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:09Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:01Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:58Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:57Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:56Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:49Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:48Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:47Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:43Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:40Caption #10

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post