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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 11/25/2003 by guyPaulo
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My god I'm drunk. Why the crap was I driving anyway? I'm so wasted I'd screw a stuffed animal right now.


Oh crap, that was a real tiger. Would someone please call a doctor before I sober up and feel my new circumcision?


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<yoyology> I guess this is one step beyond "coyote ugly".
<Roger Mexico> Too much plot development condensed into a few retarded sentences.

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