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Most Emailed Photos - 02/11/2004 by Lauren
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"Whaddaya think he's saying?"

"I do believe he's just happy to be the big winner here at Westminster. Aren't you, Mommy's little Darbydale's All Rise Pouchcove?"

"I dunno, he seems more adamant than happy."

"These people are complete morons.

"All day I've been trying to warn them about the H5N1 bird flu virus. It's broken out in eight Asian countries and has killed at least 14 people in Vietnam and five in Thailand. This could be the plague that ends life as we know it. The important thing to remember is that the vector is CHICKENS. If YOU at MEP understand what I am saying, please convey my warning to the world."


"Dammit, guy, I said CHICKENS."



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<guyPaulo> Oh well, the world will perish because I can't tell the difference in a duck and a chicken.
<3Suns> Gripping! It had me on the edge of my seat!
<infosponge> there's this show my 4 y/o watches and they call this goose a duck and it gets me so annoyed...i keep saying "it's a GOOSE people!! a goose!" then my son thinks i'm crazy. i guess he was due to find out sooner or later. :)
<ajiav> no one is innocent.
<mypalmike> Lauren, this is one of teh funniest ever. I mean, a dog saying "The important thing to remember is that the vector is CHICKENS." Priceless!
<Carol> Hee hee.

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