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Most Emailed Photos - 01/22/2004 by guyPaulo
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My vacation in Brazil was disasterous. First, I was forced to leave Mr. Puddlkins home because my hotel didn't want any pets.

Later, I was almost crushed in the stampede at Copacabana of horny, naked bi-sexuals as they flooded the surf in search of the buxom hottie from a day or two ago.

Diner that evening was the worst though. I stepped out of my fancy sportscar and realized with a flash of mortal terror that I had, once again, forgotten to put on any pants.
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There are 3 comments for this caption.

<Lauren> Hmm... perhaps the car is in front of a MacDonalds or something, but that man is wearing pants, guy.
<mypalmike> No, guyPaulo is right. What you see is wide, starchy black outer-socks.
<guyPaulo> I know he PROBABLY has pants on, but I figured a little artistic lisense was ok.

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