The money is safe and secure, located in a small and unassuming parcel somewhere within my luggage.
My old life has been successfully compacted into a small and unassuming parcel somewhere in the back of my mind.
If I can just make it across the gulf, I think I'll be okay.
And when I get to Cartegena, I'm going to buy myself a new daughter --- wait, no, make that two new daughters. Iím going to fall to my knees and thank Jesus-Movie that I was able to get away.
These dreams may prove false. But which parcel would you have chosen?
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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