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Most Emailed Photos - 01/14/2004 by guyPaulo
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Oh yeah, I'm thrilled to be in Sao Paulo, the pick-pocket and dysentary capitol of South America.

The food sucks, and I'm not even sure what the f*ck this thing was, but it tasted better than that Taiwanese dog I was served last month.

The trip wasn't a total waste though. Sau Paulo is a great place to by pirated Mostemailedphoto caption monkie underwear dirt cheap!


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<Lauren> Well, then, I guess I won't have to make that personal delivery after all....
<3Suns> guyPaulo goes to saoPaulo... Hilarity ensues.
<guyPaulo> WAIT A MINUTE! My credit card was declined in Sao Paulo, Lauren, so I WILL need you to zip on over here with the undies in tow....
<obtuse> buy/by ... NOOOOOO
<guyPaulo> I've gotten quite a bit of milage out of the Taiwanese dog carcass photo that surfaced some time ago, but I think I'll stop mentioning it now.

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