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Most Emailed Photos - 09/01/2003 by Mort
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In a rash of celebrity incidents, the ASPCA today charged George Bush with animal cruelty, after dropping his dog Barney.

The other high impact case was of the abuse at the MTV Music awards. Madonna was charged after the show and is set to appear in court next Tuesday.

Afterwards, the ASPCA vets decided their only option was to put Britney down.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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I am suprised that another image managed to muscle it's way past the tempestuous tonsil tonguing trio. Then again it is an image of George Bush acting a fool. Poor dog...

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