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Most Emailed Photos - 09/02/2003 by Mort
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Yahoo users like nothing better than to see pictures of George Bush doing something stupid.

Their love of cute animals is also legendary. It is second only to...

their new found fetish for pictures of Madonna tonguing Britney and Christina.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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I decided to skip the Madonna, Britney and Christina pictures for today, if it makes you feel better you can pretend I found the images disturbing. I still kept with the same theme though.

My long weekend wasn't much fun. I got a cold and spent most of it sneezing, shivering and catching up on the 20 hours of TV stored on my ReplayTv.

How was yours?

There are 4 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> OK, it's not original. But does Free Will exist?
<jmofwiw> I spent the whole day dreading having to deal with the same photos again. Imagine my relief this morning to see you'd skipped them. Good choice!
<David Byrden> I truly believe that Madders, Britney and Christina were sent by God to kill this website.
<Mort> Wait, I thought the Germans were sent by God to kill this website.

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