[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 06/08/2004 by Fu Manchu
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Well, it's a long story, son.

One day, I caught me an ugly wee leprechaun baby. It didn't have a pot of gold, so it granted me 1 wish...

...I said I'd like a "nice piece of ass"...

...and that's how I met your mother.
(AFP)
(AFP)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 138 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:44Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:43Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:42Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:40Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:39Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:38Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:37Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:36Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:35Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:34Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:33Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:32Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:31Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:30Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:29Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:28Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:27Caption #952
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:26Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:25Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:24Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:23Caption #945
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:22Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:21Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:20Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:19Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:18Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:17Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:16Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:15Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:14Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:13Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:12Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:11Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:10Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:09Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:08Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:07Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:06Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:06Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:04Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:03Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:02Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:01Caption #946
Mr. NonameLurker07:39:00Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:59Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:58Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:57Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:56Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:55Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:53Caption #961
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:52Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:51Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:50Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:49Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:48Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:47Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:46Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:45Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:44Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:43Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:42Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:41Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:40Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:39Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:38Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:36Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:35Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:34Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:33Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:32Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:30Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:29Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:28Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:27Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:26Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:25Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:24Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:23Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:22Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:21Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:20Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:19Caption #-46
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:17Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:16Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:15Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:14Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:13Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:12Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:11Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:09Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:08Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:07Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:05Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:04Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:03Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:02Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:01Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:00Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:59Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:58Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:57Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:56Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:55Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:54Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:53Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:51Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:49Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:48Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:47Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:46Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:45Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:43Caption #948
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:42Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:41Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:40Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:39Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:38Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:37Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:36Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:35Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:34Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:33Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:32Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:31Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:30Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:29Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:28Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:27Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:26Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:25Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:24Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:23Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:22Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:21Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:20Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:19Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:18Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:17Caption #725

Board [Post Message]

This week's cheeky winner is

Fu Manchu.



The honourary asses are: 3Suns, apple juice is a verb and Roger Mexico.

There are 8 messages for this day.
<Darlenenbc> I really enjoy your site. I don't understand the money rating and can you post on past arcives? I think you have a good think going.
KEEP UP THE GOO WORK!Let me know!
<3Suns> Damn, I wish I'd seen either Shrek movie so I could make a joke about a baby ogre in the first picture, the princess in the second, and the donkey in the third.

But I'll have to leave that to someone else.

<Kumiho> there was a baby in Shrek2? (I haven't seen it either.)
<Mort> The happier the monkey the better the rating, there is a guide labeled "what this means" next to the voting pull-down. The choices are a bunch of weird internet/media references, so I know they could be confusing.

Yes you can post captions in the past, and maybe someday even in the future.

<apple juice is a verb> unusually slow guest day!
<OBLEDUT> No.no.no.no!!!
<Fu Manchu> Hey, thanks everyone! I knew the work time I spent reading this website would pay off in the end.
<David Byrden> Fu: I'm your manager and I want you in my office NOW.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post