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Aesop Rock

Life's not a bitch...


She's a beautiful woman.

You call life a bitch 'cause you couldn't get that pussy.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 2 comments for this caption.

<apple juice is a verb> It works better if the first two pictures are interchanged. Also, I think I paraphrased his line rather than quoted it directly. Sorry, Aesop.
<3Suns> All's fair in love and captioning.

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