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Aesop Rock

Life's not a bitch...

She's a beautiful woman.

You call life a bitch 'cause you couldn't get that pussy.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<apple juice is a verb> It works better if the first two pictures are interchanged. Also, I think I paraphrased his line rather than quoted it directly. Sorry, Aesop.
<3Suns> All's fair in love and captioning.

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