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Most Emailed Photos - 11/08/2004 by Pedro Gonzales
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Over the last few months every time I took a piss it would burn like hell and only small beads of urine would leak from the end

The pain made me yelp like a little puppy

So yesterday the doctors removed my kidney stone
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Agent Kumi> 
<mypalmike> Brilliant metaphor.

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