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Most Emailed Photos - 11/08/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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The doctor said a little prayer and navigated the probe into my rectum.

He thought that after my weekend at the Gere's mansion, I probably had some collateral sex toys lodged in my ass still.

Turns out, I have colon cancer. Luckily he removed the tumor.

This explains why I could never get anything in there beyond the first turn of my colon.



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<David Byrden> HA HA HA
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