The doctor said a little prayer and navigated the probe into my rectum.
He thought that after my weekend at the Gere's mansion, I probably had some collateral sex toys lodged in my ass still.
Turns out, I have colon cancer. Luckily he removed the tumor.
This explains why I could never get anything in there beyond the first turn of my colon.
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