Ronald Reagan died over the weekend. It appears that he was maintaining some sort of conservative enchantment to make people think everything's still okay.
Now kittens aren't cute anymore.
Strippers have become plain-looking and developed cellulite.
And it turns out that I have a scrawny wrinkled ass.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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