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Most Emailed Photos - 02/01/2004 by mypalmike
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This is an emergency message from the Has-been Rockers Fund. We need your help now more than ever!

As seen at last night's Superbowl performance, some has-been rockers can't even afford well-made clothing to keep any thread of dignity.

I'm James Brown. Just look at these poor, pathetic clowns. Please, send your donation today!


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Jmofwiw> I've known this was a problem for has-been rockers ever since Cher appeared wearing nothing but black electrical tape.

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