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Most Emailed Photos - 02/01/2004 by yoyology
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Help me, Lysander, help me! Do thy best,
To pluck this crawling serpent from my breast!

Ah me, for pity! --what a dream was here!
Lysander, look how I do quake with fear!

Methought a serpent ate my heart away,
And you sat smiling at his cruel prey:
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(AP)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<yoyology> Midsummer Night's Dream 2.02.145
<3Suns> Yoyo has an unfair advantage, working in a library and all...
<Jmofwiw> And make his eyeballs roll with wonted sight.
When they next wake, all this derision
Shall seem a dream and fruitless vision,
And back to Athens shall the lovers wend,
With league whose date till death shall never end.
<Axolotl> It's pronounced learnd!
<ajiav> 

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