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In this avant-garde production, Jackson has made a bold costuming move. Her bared right breast is a nod to the Amazons' supposed practice of removing the left bosom so that it would not interfere with a drawn bowstring.

This helps lend verisimilitude to her powerful portrayal of Hippolyta.

Unfortunately, Timberlake's graceless, wooden Theseus destroys what might have been a good show.


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<yoyology> Once again, for those who slept through HS English, it's Midsummer.
<3Suns> Verisimilitude! Nice word!

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