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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 02/10/2004 by guyPaulo
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My new girlfriend said she had a suprise for me. 2 seconds later she pulls down her bikini bottom to reveal a trouser snake!

My Bad Day Part III
Later, I had to hold back Mr. Jenkins, my prize chiuaua, from attacking another dogshow competator (Snowball) after the other dog put his pink thingy in Mr. jenkins ear. The incident got us disqualified.

To top it all off, I agreed to get back together with my she-male girlfriend, but when she finally took off all her makeup, she looked like this!


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Lauren> I don't know why no one else is commenting on this one, guy. It's very good.
<guyPaulo> You're the only one who loves me Lauren....
<3Suns> I think it's because the Bad Day caption is too easy to do, and doesn't really link the pictures. To be fair, the first and last pictures here are sort of linked.

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