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Apologies to Garth Brooks

She's waitin' on the beachfront
When he pulls into the drive
She rushes out to hold him
Thankful he's alive

But, beyond smell of of puppies,
A strange new perfume blows
And the lightnin' flashes in her eyes

And he knows that she knows
That the thunder rolls
And the thunder rolls


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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There are 4 comments for this caption.

<apple juice is a verb> smell of puppies, huh?
<3Suns> I don't know this song, but I did a Garth Brooks caption back in December... ...mostemailed.xidus.net...
<Jmofwiw> The actual song: ...www.findmidis.com...
<yoyology> Don't apologize to Garth. He is evil.

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