Rene tried and tried to poke his own pineal gland, to no successful effect.
His wife and mistress usually enjoyed Rene's poking,though not the kind Rene had been occupied with of late.
In a spiteful mood, they got together and paid somebody to poke his poker---
"Who do you think you are?" the clapper spoke.
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