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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 07/13/2004 by Agent Kumi
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After Lil and I escaped from the pool filled with robotic sharks with lasers, a chase insued. Traitorous guyP is seen here in the lead with the rocket-powered escape wheelchair.

Fearful that guyP might try to use his ED weapon on us, Lil opted to 'stop' him up.

The result was rather... surprising.

"I'm sorry." Lil whispered to me later, after I managed to seperate the two. "It seemed like a good idea at the time."


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<guyPaulo> I like my beard in the first pic. Very fashionable.
<superwoman biatch> Finally, guyPaulo gets what he deserves. However, be forewarned, he likes it to "hurt so good" as he stated on one of my captions!!!
<Kumiho> guyP knows I' picking on him because I like him. And he offered to be the villian.

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