'C'mon, Jimmy, you'll get to see cool parts of the world, like the Baby Elephant Jungle...'
But I don't wanna go to war, Uncle Sam!! Lemme go!
'...and the Teddy Bear Ice Cream Field in Eskimo Land, and then you'll get to see where all the brown people live!'
'And aren't camoflage diapers and onesies cool?'
'Who's a brave little soldier, YOU are, yesss, YOU are!'
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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