Sleazy Dan the reporter lands in another city. His goal, as always, is to cover the news and have sex with members of the local populace.
At E3, he hooks up with this booth babe.
Sleazy Dan sez: Hey, they don't make booth babes like they used to. Gotta take what you can get.
At the international Gumby convention, Sleazy Dan hooks up with... some big green fella.
Sleazy Dan sez: Hey, they don't even have booth babes in some places. Gotta take what you can get.
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