[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 06/17/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



I AM THE BIG ROCK OF DESTRUCTION



PESKY HUMANS YOU CAN NOT DIG A HOLE DEEP ENOUGH TO ESCAPE MY DEVASTATION



UH OH TIGERS

run away run away
(AP)
(AP)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:49Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:25Scrawled on the board
apple juice is a verbCaption Monkie18:02:57Alternatiphized #23
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:00drooled over #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:29drooled over #32


Current Users

There have been 152 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:59Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:58Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:57Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:53Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:50Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:46Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:43Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:39Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:34Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:32Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:30Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:28Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:18Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:15Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:13Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:12Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:09Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:06Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:03Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:59Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:52Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:47Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:44Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:40Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:37Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:33Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:30Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:27Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:20Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:17Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:12Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:09Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:07Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:05Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:02Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:55Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:53Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:45Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:44Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:42Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:41Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:39Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:38Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:35Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:28Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:23Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:19Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:16Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:12Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:05Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:54Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:49Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:44Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:41Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:35Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:32Caption #980
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:26Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:22Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:19Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:16Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:12Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:08Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:05Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:59Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:55Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:52Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:49Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:42Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:38Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:37Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:34Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:31Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:30Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:28Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:27Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:19Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:16Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:14Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:06Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:59Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:51Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:48Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:40Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:37Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:34Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:30Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:27Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:19Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:16Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:10Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:06Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:03Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:59Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:39Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:37Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:35Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:29Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:25Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:18Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:14Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:11Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:07Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:06Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:02Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:00Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:57Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:54Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:53Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:50Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:44Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:41Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:40Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:36Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:34Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:33Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:32Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:26Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:22Caption #949
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:18Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:15Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:11Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:07Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:55Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:53Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:49Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:46Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:43Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:42Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:33Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:26Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:22Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:19Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:16Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:13Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:58Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:56Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:54Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:52Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:48Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:46Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:45Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:42Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:41Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:36Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:35Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:31Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:25Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:22Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:18Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:15Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:12Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:09Caption #822

Board [Post Message]



i have decided to abolish punctuation

what good is it anyway


There are 20 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> Punctuation is the human equivalent of the tags in HTML.
<Kumiho> this looks like the fish I caught the one time I was taken fishing

...story.news.yahoo.com...

<Anonymous Coward> aswellasgettingridofpunctuationletsdropspacesandcapitalizationtoothatwillmakeallthedifference
<David Byrden> Why don't we get rid of spelling, because then dsoi jkfw lkjwer sa fdposid sjk rfkew fdsjkls?
<mypalmike> I just found out that zebra mussels affect everyone. ...wwwaux.cerc.cr.usgs.gov...
<3Suns> That looks like the 26th in a series of silly public-service announcements.
<ajiav> I think punctuation is okay, spelling, too. Grammar is the fun thing to play with.
<guyPaulo> Do zebra mussels taste good?
<3Suns> They're about the size of pistachios, guyp. Not exactly convenient, even if they did taste good.
<Kumiho> bet you could make a decent broth from them tho'
<Carol> ajiav grammar ARE the fun thing
<Nick> "Grammar is the fun thing to play with." Shame on you ending the sentence with a preposition! Playing with grammar is fun to do!
<Der> Blah Blah Blah...M!
<guyPaulo> I ain't got no dang use for no grammer! Y'all can take yer high-falutin' book-learnin' and kiss my grits!
<ajiav> if no first spake grammar proper monkeys un-understand ajiav's point when
<David Byrden> Grammar serves two functions; one, as a courtesy to the listener, it eases the task of deciphering what is said; and second, as a practical matter, it disambiguates the communication.
<guyPaulo> Ohhh yesssss......"disambiguate"...that sounds awful sexy....mmmmmmmm baby......
<Axolotl> Everybody, wish my friend a happy birthday!
<Everybody> Happy birthday, Axolotl's friend!
<JulieK> Mort today's comic is the best ever! (Happy birthday axolotl's friend)


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post