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Most Emailed Photos - 02/22/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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Dear Mom,

Carnival is fun! Here is a nice picture of some girls I met while swimming.

The people here are very nice and they seem very concerned about my dressing habits. It is hot here, so I may have to take off some clothes, but don't worry! I'll keep my special purpose in it's place.

Plus, since you made me take Rosie O'Donnell with me, I find my self strangely docile in the special purpose department.

Love Your Son,




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<ajiav> sometimes positive comments are strangely lacking.
<H. Monkey> Herbert? Why not complete the "special purpose" reference with "Navin"?

"Saint Louis?"
"No, Navin Johnson"
"No, I ment 'are you going to Saint Louis?'"

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