Most Emailed Photos

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Most Emailed Photos - 07/11/2004

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You know, every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.

Actually, he has Crazy Maurice, 12-year resident of the New York State Mental Hospital, kill a kitten, but it's all the same in the end.

If you're enjoying paedophilic bestiality porn while you're doing the deed, Crazy Maurice kills a whole litter of kittens!

You don't even want to know what happens if you find a clever way to whack off on national TV.

(AP)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<guyPaulo> "I'll take 'pocket pool' for one thousand, Alex!"
<mypalmike> "OK, Ken. Hasbro introduced the first portable pocket pool game in the same year as this president was... Ken, what the hell are you doing!?!?"
<mypalmike> Hey, check it out...
...phenomenalogic.com...
<guyPaulo> OOOOWWW YEAAAHH!!! UUHHHHH!
I think I just hit the "Daily Double" Alex....
<Kumiho> That cat looks pissed.

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