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You know, every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.

Actually, he has Crazy Maurice, 12-year resident of the New York State Mental Hospital, kill a kitten, but it's all the same in the end.


If you're enjoying paedophilic bestiality porn while you're doing the deed, Crazy Maurice kills a whole litter of kittens!

You don't even want to know what happens if you find a clever way to whack off on national TV.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<guyPaulo> "I'll take 'pocket pool' for one thousand, Alex!"
<mypalmike> "OK, Ken. Hasbro introduced the first portable pocket pool game in the same year as this president was... Ken, what the hell are you doing!?!?"
<mypalmike> Hey, check it out...

...phenomenalogic.com...

<guyPaulo> OOOOWWW YEAAAHH!!! UUHHHHH!
I think I just hit the "Daily Double" Alex....
<Kumiho> That cat looks pissed.

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